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5 months agoDamn brother save some dick for the rest of us
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: October 7th, 2023
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11·5 months agoI nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Shrimps is bugs
7·5 months agothe endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors
For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.
You’re a printer, harry
2·6 months agoYou could have a promising career in finance
We can rewind though right?
Imagine you get divorced
“Oh hey Janet”
“It’s Robert now”
I would say guacamole
What kind of weirdo says chick-uhn?
5·9 months agoDamn, we use these MFers. I’m gonna be a little more salty about my next security training.
For the snails: a guy in the crowd at a trump rally got struck by a bullet
0·11 months agoIt was a dumb idea anyway
“I blocked all the memes and now there’s no memes”
…okay
Poor bastard caught the black nips
At least do the first thing
0·1 year agoOh my god I just learned I have an aloe plant. Always wondered what that little feller was.
0·1 year ago“MY MURDER!”
Be cool if it did loofahs instead of icing
Parsnip