this is being downvoted while this is an old ish joke and I’m not sure if it’s because folks aren’t getting that it’s a joke structured like this or of it’s because it’s a joke and not a proper shower thought

the first suicide is not suspect, as far as I’ve heard the guy specifically said he is not suicidal JUST IN CASD something like this would happen, but that’s either not true or that fact sadly did not gain attention