Pissed off at the world because you got six fingers? Be happy, at least you weren’t born with two dicks and no hands.

That’s uh, poignant on a few levels. At least six levels.

You’re lucky those six fingers are on your right hand. I’ve been searching all my life for a man with six fingers on his left hand, I have vengeance in mind, a whole speech ready for him and everything.

is it still the middle finger if its 2 of 6? do you have to hold #3 and #4 up together?

That extra finger is why you really wanna wear a space suit in space. That cosmic radiation is gnar.

Oh my god, it’s the six-fingered man! Someone get Inigo Montoya into low Earth orbit right now!