Is that… a napkin dispenser built into the stair wall?
There’s a bang of drug money off this.
Am I weird, or it doesn’t look bad?
Somebody’s been recording home movies!
Much more likely that the agent just didn’t want to be in the photo.
Ha ha, yeah, I forgot the photo would have needed to be taken!
Am pretty stoned, that seems completely fair to me 😂
Wait…who took this picture?! This must be…a vampire’s house!
With that much stone they should install drainage grates in every room so you can just spray the place down instead of mopping/dusting/sweeping
Oh my gaudy
Swingers
Does have a fuck-house wibe.
“I FUCKING LOVE MARBLE!!!”
And fucking hate socks apparently. Unless they’re wearing the grippy kind they have in hospitals.
Oh yeah? Let me see your ceiling then!
Who are you, William Randolph Hearst?
Somebody found out that ancient Roman emperors used marble and went all in on that McMansion lifestyle.
Stunning? Like in, a taser stunning they mean?
Those UK row houses with their claustrophobic rooms and tiny fenced in backyards are so sad.
It’s to remind you that you’re poor
If you can afford a £450k house you’re not that poor.
Before seeing this I had no idea what it meant to have a tasteful home and now I know what it means to have a tasteless home.
There’s so many things stuffed into this house that nothing has any flavor. I’m sure this will be useful information
Veiny
That’s some real whiplash going from the exterior to the interior
I know right, if you could afford to do that to the interior, why on earth wouldn’t you at least paint your house
Sleeper hoose
It’s in a shitty area. Think of the shitty exterior as camouflage. Burgler isn’t going to bother with the run down shitbox house.
Yeah but if every time you open your door the neighborhood is blinded by the chandeliers reflecting off all that pearly white marble people are gonna get suspicious.
The bathroom looks like it’s 1 meter wide and no more.
I’ve never seen a sink behind the toilet before. It does make a nice little shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk though.
I thought that was a weird toilet top and didn’t even realize that it was a sink. I’m laughing at the thought of trying to use it.
I’ve seen it before. It’s some trendy thing I don’t get because don’t you have to wait for the tank to fill back up before you can wash your hands with water more than just a trickle?
It’s pretty common in Japan actually for a few reasons. One being space saving. And you got it the wrong way around the gray water from washing is used to flush.
I don’t normally get claustrophobic, but if I had to sit on that toilet…
You can press your arms against the opposing walls for added pressure 🫷😠🫸
With the wall style, it also feels like you’re crammed between two stone blocks too.