Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
That’s literally just correct. Are you sure you don’t know your Linux lore?
I know nothing!
That is surprisingly accurate
What is “:() :;:”
An alias for “sudo shutdown now”
A funny command that gives you free chocolate
That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
Which one is it?
“Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”
OR
“Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”
Take your pick, I’m feeling generous today.
What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
What’s a fork?
It’s an eating utensil.
How is Android a “fork” of Linux then?
Linux is an eating ustensil for Android… I don’t get the confusin.
So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right
What is a “distro”?
Similar to a “bistro”, except it’s not a small restaurant, but it’s quite large. The prices are still moderate though.
I heard they are free tho
What does L.I.N.U.X stand for
Linus Is Nuts, Use X
Which Linux distribution should I run on my Arduino Uno for maximum performance?
RedStar OS.
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.
Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!
Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
Should I dual boot?
I don’t recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I’ve got mine down to half a boot and I’m working on getting it down to a quarter.
lol 🤣🤣🤣, this one is better than my answer 🤣.
some clearly hasnt heard of a bootless system
Of course… what sane person doesn’t wear both boots 🤨.
People missing a leg
Yes, that will be the only exception I presume.
People missing two legs
That people does not boot, so they don’t count
Can you explain network sockets to me?
They’re just regular sockets that do most of the work… the net thing is just added to complicate things.
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Linus, as in tech tips right?
No, Linus as in sex tips.
Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
Can Linux be used as a sex toy?
