How could you not include the classic printer lp0 on fire!

I actually got that one around 2010 on Ubuntu. The printer wasn’t actually on fire. If I recall it was caused by the network attached printer losing connection during a job

the famous “This incident will be reported” error was briefly removed last year before being replaced with a less ominous version.

• Login as a user.
• Delete the user while still logged in
• Run command

You should get a message “you don’t exist, go away”

Not sure if that one is still around but I know one person who ran a script with “deluser $USER” and it ate root resulting in fun messages like that

score 10 or sacrifice child is actually just a MtG card, how did that get in there

People would read the second message, type the yes prompt, break their system. But still claim that it was linux’s fault, and that the OS doesn’t work.